At ISIS, an international spy agency in New York, global crises are merely opportunities for its highly trained employees to drink heavily and confuse, undermine, betray, and royally screw each other.
- Anyone asks for a drink. Twice if they ask for a refill.
- Anyone says, "ISIS."
- Pam gets high (in Season 5 only)
- Lana says "yuuuup" or "noooope."
- Guns are fired.
- Cheryl spaces out or acts confused. Twice if she's faking.
- Archer mentions Burt Reynolds or any of his films (Smokey and the Bandit, Gator, White Lighting)
- Archer shameless hits on someone.
- A seemingly obscure reference is made (i.e. What is this, Span in the '70s?).
- Anyone has sex.
- Malory calls Archer "Sterling."
- Anyone refers to Archer using his full name (Sterling Malory Archer).
- Archer says, "phrasing." Twice if anyone else says it it.
- Malory's parenting is mentioned. Twice if there's a flashback.
- Cheryl mentions choking.
- Pam says, "hostile work environment." Twice if anyone else says it.
- Malory refers to any group as lazy.
- A seemingly obscure reference is made a second time.
- Archer counts the bullets being fired.
- Pam gets high (unless Season 5).
- Anyone is drunk,
- Cheryl sniffs glue.
- Brett gets shot.
- The size of Lana's hands is mentioned.
- Archer says, "Danger Zone!"
- Malory flirts or talks dirty.
- Woodhouse mentions or uses drugs.
- A seemingly obscure reference is made a third time.