Miley Cyrus (1992)
A former Disney star that grew up way too quickly. Also known as Destiny Hope Cyrus.
This one is clearly for the newer Miley...
Sip when:
- There's twerking (twice if it's not just Miley)
- She tries to be tough or gangster
- Anyone eats something awkwardly (twice if they shouldn't be eating it)
- She sticks her tongue out
- She touches her hair or applies makeup
- You're made slightly uncomfortable
Drink when you hear or see:
- Any reference to stopping or taming
- She tries to channel Pink, Lady Gaga,
- Random acrobatics
- Vague drug references
- Destructive forces (twice if they're natural)
- Anything dead
- Party or dancing
Chug when:
- She writhes around on the ground for any reason
- There's an apology
- You feel sorry for Billy Ray Cyrus