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Mary gets arrested for throwing an illegal party in her New York apartment and is bailed our by her librarian godmother. To repay the loan, Mary begins working as a library clerk.
Drink when:
- Mary orders a falafel with hot sauce and a side of baba ganoush.
- Mary flirts.
- Mary rants. (Twice if someone other than Mary rants.)
- A closet full of clothes is shown. (Twice if the clothes are being stolen.)
- Mary's godmother is disappointed.
- Mary dances.
- The Dewey Decimal System is mentioned.
- Mary is compared to her mother.
- Mary goes to a bar/club.
- There's falafel rivalry.
- A Teddy Rogers album is shown or mentioned.
- Mary falls or collapses.
Chug when:
- A cop appears.
- A Teddy Rogers album is played.
- Someone other than Mary falls.
- Mary gets laid.
Expert Mode (not for amateurs):
- Drink when Mary wears ridiculous tights.
